Wednesday 7 July 2010

Joanna Dryden, The Science of Packing, BA Hons

Regarding the above title, if only. So it's twenty past midnight, meaning that my flight leaves in 20 hours. And yes, I've given the word 'excited' a new meaning. But am I packed? Of course I'm bloody not. Have I written a list of what I need to pack? Yes. Have I moved various essentials from room to room? Of course. Have I eaten too much Nutella? Most probably (it's packing induced stress, I tell you!) And what I want most of all right now? A degree in packing.

But none of this is important! I'm skipping away for the next month (and yes, I will be actually skipping to the airport gate, I'll provide photographic evidence if necessary). Hopefully I'll come back with some new photo poses (Lady Gaga stole mine, the bint) and a golden tan. Gahhh, who I am kidding on the tan front, I'm Caspa's twin.

And if this is blocked in China, well I'll be damned!